I want presents.....I want PRESENTS!!!

Then it was time to open presents!! Hooray! The Schem went 1st cause it was his birthday. I bought him a card that had Homer Simpson on it and on the front it said "It's your birthday, enjoy the simple things in life." Then on the inside when you open the card it burps like Barney and it says "To the simplest person I know." It perfectly described The Schem! So we all signed the card and gave it too him. He seemed to enjoy the burping noise! I also got him "The Purpose Driven Life" which is a really good book. Turned out he already had it. Whoops! Oh well! i told him he could just keep one in the city and one in Lake Lenore. i feel bad but what can you do *shrug*. Then Stephen (Cuz) opened his present from the Schem. It was a power bar and Canadian tire money. Ian told me he was going for practical with is present...ya that's pretty practical stuff. Then Jordan got a set of Duff Beer playing cards from Stephen. Jordan gave Ian a set of Star Wars legos. I was there when he bought them. I didn't suspect a thing! Anyway then Jonny's turn. I got his name so i gave him some pins that say "I'm Special!" "Obey Me" and Homer saying "D'oh".Plus a little plaque that said "Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Plus a case of Homer cola. I have a video of Jonny opening his present with his teeth, it's quite comical. Then it was my turn for the present opening. Compy had my name and believe me I was concerned. I didn't know whether to be scared or what. I mean it's Compy!! He seemed to have everything planned out, which couldn't have been good. He started by saying .......well I'll eventaully get the whole speech at a later time. It's WAY too long to type out now. So here's me with the puppet that Compy gave me.