Saturday, February 25, 2006

So and So






So and So
You scored 21 Snobiness, 42 Nerdiness, 21 Loserishness, and 14 Weirdness!
You are So and So! You're a bit of a nerd, but you like it that way. You made up an imaginary boyfriend to make you feel more popular. You wish you were cooler, so you hang out with Cheerleader. If you ditch your loser friends, you might actually go somewhere in life.







My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:



















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You scored higher than 44% on Snobiness





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You scored higher than 93% on Nerdiness





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You scored higher than 24% on Loserishness





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You scored higher than 20% on Weirdness
Link: The Teen Girl Squad Personality Test written by newbluechampion on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Coffee, Colors, Superheros, Courses, and Brain Patterns

You Are a Frappacino
At your best, you are: fun loving, sweet, and modern
At your worst, you are: childish and over indulgent
You drink coffee when: you're craving something sweet
Your caffeine addiction level: low



Your Blog Should Be Yellow
You're a cheerful, upbeat blogger who tends to make everyone laugh.
You are a great storyteller, and the first to post the latest funny link.
You're also friendly and welcoming to everyone who comments on your blog.



Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is: The Lieutenant Panther
Your Superpower is: Electrocution
Your Weakness is: Men
Your Weapon is: Your Magic Cannon
Your Mode of Transportation is: Skateboard




Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking
You aren't afraid to delve head first into a difficult subject, with mastery as your goal.You are talented at adapting, motivating others, managing resources, and analyzing risk.

You should major in:
Philosophy
Music
Theology
Art
History
Foreign language


Your Brain's Pattern

You're a simple thinker, and this is actually a very good thing.
You don't complicate matters when you don't have to.
You look for the simplest explanation or solution, and you go with that.
As a result, your mind is uncluttered and free of stress.

Blue Letter Bible

Have you ever wondered "Where's that phrase in the Bible?" or "Where can i find info about my situation in the Bible?" Well this site has that and more! I"m fairly new at this website too, but play around with it and see what you can learn from the Bible!

Blue Letter Bible

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Memo From God

MEMO FROM GOD

To: YOU
Date: TODAY
From: THE BIG BOSS
Subject: YOU
Reference: LIFE

I am GOD. Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I do NOT need your help.

If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it. Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for GOD to do) box. All situations will be resolved, but in MY time, not yours.

Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.

If you find yourself stuck in traffic; Don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unreachable privilege.

Should you have a bad day at work; Think of the man who has been out of work for years.

Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; Think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.

Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; Think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children.

Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance; Think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.

Should you notice a new grey hair in the mirror; Think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.

Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking, "What is my purpose?" Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.

Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance and vicious words due to smallness and self-insecurities; Remember, things could be worse. You could be one of them!

Should you decide to send this to a friend; Thank you, you may have touched their life in ways you will never know.

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Monday, February 20, 2006

Not Martha

In my "surfing the web" today, i came across this cool site. I think I'd like to make the marble magnets one day, but I wouldn't know where to get supplies in S'toon. I'm sure if looked i'd find them...somewhere...

www.notmartha.org

Quizzes

yes I know i haven't posted alot lately....so to make for that I'm going to post some fun random quizzes. Why? Because i can :)



You Should Learn Japanese
You're cutting edge, and you are ready to delve into wacky Japanese culture.From Engrish to eating contests, you're born to be a crazy gaijin. Saiko!



What Language Should You Learn?


You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.But you sure can beat a good drum."Kill! Kill!"
The Muppet Personality Test


Arty Kid
Whether you were a drama freak or an emo poet, you definitely were expressive and unique.
You're probably a little less weird these days - but even more talented!
Who Were You In High School?


OK well I"m noticing a trend of red colored pictures. Totally unplanned. Ok well I'm out 4 lunch. i"ll catch you cats later! bye 4 now!

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Baby Got Book

ok so if you've checked out the link on the previous blog, you would have noted that this guy's got some pretty clever lyrics. Well now here's your chance to view them on your own! Enjoy!

"Baby Got Book"Lyrics by Dan Smith;
Copyright 2004

Intro
Oh my goodness, Becky, look at her Bible
It is so bigShe looks like one of those preacher guys girlfriends
But...you know...
Who understands those preacher boys
They only talk to her because she looks like Mother Teresa, ok?
I mean her Bible...it's just so bigI can't believe it's so huge
Uggh! It gross!Look, she's just so...righteous

Verse 1
I like big Bibles and I can not lie
You Christian brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a KJV
And a book mark in ProverbsYou get stoked
Got her name engraved
So you know that girl is saved
It looks like one of those large ones
With plenty o' space in the margins
Oh baby, I wanna read witcha
Cause your Bible's got pictures
My minister tried to console me
But that Book you got makes
("M-m-me so holy")
Ooh, momma-mia
You say you want koinonia
Well, bless me, bless me
And teach me about John Wesley
I saw her praying

While I was DJing
She got grace...pretty face
She ain't goin' down to the bad place
I'm tired of heathen guys

Sayin' they like pocket-size
Ask the average Christian to take a look
She's gotta pack much Book
So...Fellas (Yeah), fellas (Yeah)

Has your girlfriend got the Book (Oh yeah!)
Well, read it (Read it!), read it (Read it!), read that Holy Book
Baby got Book

Chorus
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
Baby got Book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)

Verse 2
I like 'em leather and bound
It's 50 poundsI just can't understand
How it is, some weenie
Wants the Bible on CD
She wanna get you saved
Amen! Double up! A-men!
I ain't talkin' about a paraphrase

Cuz Paul wouldn't use those anyways
like 'em real thick and red-lettered
You can't find nothin' better
Southpaw's in love
Bibles that big are unheard of
So I'm sittin' here thinkin'

"What if...I find me a girl that shows midriff?"
You can have those bimbos
I'll keep those chick that do devos
A word to the Christian sistas
I can't resist ya
I'll do God's time witcha
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna pray
Til the break of day
Baby, got it goin' on
Like the wife in Pro-verbs 31
We just might get engaged

When we finish reading this page
Cuz it's worn and it's torn
And I know this girl's reborn
So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)

Do you wanna save people from Hades (yeah)
Then read it...'til the pages fall out
Even white preachers got to shout
Baby got Book

(Thompson Chain with big red letters)Baby got Book

Yeah baby
When it comes to a good book
Stephen King's resume just can't compare
39 + 27 = 66 books
And if you're Catholic...there's even more

So your girlfriend quotes Bill Hybels
But does she got a big Bible?
Cuz that little things she's got won't start a revival
My Bible study don't want none,
Unless you got Book, Hon
...You can read Clancy or Grisham

But please don't loose this Book
Some brothers wanna play that hard hard role

And tell you that Book's too old
So they toss it and burn it
And I pull up quick to just learn it
So your girl likes paperback?
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz my girlfriend's hot her Bible's rockin'
And she's got good doctrine
To the atheist chicks who try to dis
You ain't it Miss Priss
Give me a Christian, I'm insistin'
And I'll greet her with some holy kissin'
Some pervert tried to chase
But he didn't make it past first base
She's quick to resist temptation
And she loves a new translation
So ladies who were lost and found
If you want the triple-six thrown down
Dial 1-800-reads-a-lot
And teach me about those Psalms
Baby got Book

(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
Baby got Book
(Thompson Chain with big red letters)

Bible college knowledge but she still got Book (4 Xs)

Saturday, February 04, 2006

I like Big Bibles and I Can Not Lie, You Christian Brothers Can't Deny

NIV with a ribbon bookmark! Ok now for all of you out there that know Sir Mix Alot's hit song "Baby Got Back" you know that it's kind of demeaning and almost sexist, but you love the beat and bounce of the song. What's the alternative? Well just click on down to Baby Got Bible ! Now this is type of guy that I like! Someone who has the talent to rap, the cheesy cornyiness that makes it funny but non-fat, and of course the dude talks about the best book ever!! So check it out and have a good laugh. I know i did ;)

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Children's Views on Love

Happy Groundhog Day!
Well I just got a cute forward from my dear friend Shane. And since it's February it's the month of "Valentine's Day" i thought this would be an appropiate way to start of the month!


A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 - 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
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"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8
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"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4
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"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5
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"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6
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"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."Terri - age 4
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"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."Danny - age 7
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"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"Emily - age 8
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"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
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"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"Nikka - age 6
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"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, and then he wears it everyday."Noelle - age 7
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"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Tommy - age 6
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"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." Cindy - age 8
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"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare - age 6
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"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."Elaine-age 5
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"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt."Chris - age 7
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"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."Mary Ann - age 4
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"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren - age 4
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"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image) Karen - age 7
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"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget." Jessica - age 8
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Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.
The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry"
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Psalm 139:17-18a


hey! As most of you know, I can be a little bit camera happy and I think New Zealand actually proved that. It's just when you're with awesome people like that you want to capture every moment so you and look back and remember "those were good times". This particular pic was taken at Kawhia (pronounced KaFia, Moari's pronouce wh's as "f's"...that's just how it goes). It's probably one of my faves cause not only is it a sweet as picture, but reminds me of one of my favorite verses...

"How precious to me are your thoughts, Oh God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would outnumber the grains of sand..." Psalm 139:17-18a

Next time you see a whole lot of sand....think about that. I mean REALLY think about that verse.

You've Been Tagged

Apparently I've been tagged by my friend Becky in Edmonton. so here goes nothing:

2 names you go by:
1. Ernie
2. Early

2 parts of your heritage:
1. Filipino
2. German

2 things that scare you:
1. spiders
2. awkward silences

2 of your everyday essentials:
1. a toilet, you have to go somewhere
2. sleep

2 things you are wearing right now:
1. jeans
2.a pink and white shirt with sequence along the neckline

2 things you want in a relationship (other than real love):
1. someone who will take care of me
2. someone who will really listen to what i have to say

2 truths:
1. Jesus loves you, no matter what you do
2. some poeple out there are just too self absorbed to realize that

2 physical things that appeal to you (in the opposite sex):
1. since being in a different country, I'm a fan of the accents, i really am
2. cute smile

2 of your favorite hobbies:
1. reading
2. writing in my journal

2 things you want really badly:
1. chocolate
2. to be loved

2 places you want to go on vacation:
1. Isreal
2. South Africa

2 things you want to do before you die:
1. get married
2. talk to one person seriously about Christ

2 ways that you are stereotypically a chick:
1. i only know cars by color
2. big chick flick fan

2 things you are thinking about now
1. i need to mail in the request for my transcript
2. I don't know the words to this song

2 stores you shop at:
1. Old Navy
2. Le Chateau